Get Adobe Flash player Woah there! You don't have flash! Why?!
Whatever the reason, you can't view my amazing site without it.

Maybe you're on a really old computer? Maybe you're on a mobile device?

Alright tell you what, if you ARE on a mobile device and still want to view my site, click HERE.
If you are on a computer that CAN have flash installed, but doesn't for some reason, click HERE to go download flash player and come back.


I promise, this site is SO LEGIT with flash enabled. Without flash there aren't any animations, videos, interactive links, or like, anything that makes the site good. In fact the mobile version is pretty much the worst possible thing. Ever.
So please do yourself a favor and if you're viewing this from a mobile device, don't. Go to a computer with flash and come back. It's worth it I swear.